Dubbed “The Lone Ho”, Darrin Clark brings to the band an eclectic blend of musical experience, rugged good looks, and a burning desire to be the tallest member of the horn section.  No one is quite sure where he came from, but many in the band believe he sought refuge in Northeast Ohio after being expelled from the Aboriginal Symphonic Didgeridoo Ensemble. 

 

During normal business hours, Darrin is employed by a bearing company, where his position as a Reliability Consultant has him working on customers sites helping them keep things turning.  “These poor people I work with everyday have no idea”, he commented once, “that beneath these clothes I am completely naked.”

 

Fast cars have been an obsession of Darrin’s as long as he can remember.  A few years back his entire slot car collection was lost when he tried to upgrade the power supply to a nuclear reactor with the help of his buddy Al.  He claimed he just wanted “more power”, but the resulting mushroom cloud could be seen from as far away as Toledo.  To fill the void in his heart, he joined a sprint car team where he helps promote the team, maintains the website and designs the team’s merchandise.  “I am not sure why they won’t let me near the car”, he has said, “I know I could make that sucker fly.” You can check out the team at www.mikekekich.com.

 

Once the dust settled on the crater where his house was, Darrin decided it would be best to move across town, where as he says “no one will be afraid to drive down my street”.  Now living in Strongsville with his favorite human Debbie, they hope to blend into the community and begin to plot their next adventure.